Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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