have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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