what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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