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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day

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• (714): View more from California

  I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina

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• (845): View more from New York

  i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.

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• (516): View more from New York

  YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?

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