How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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