if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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