Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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