Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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