WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Found your dick twin last night
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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