We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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