Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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