she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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