Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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