these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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