that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
there was a trapeze. enough said
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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