Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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