toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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