problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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