very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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