I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I am one with the molecules
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I did not marry a roomba.
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