Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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