i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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