Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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