i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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