lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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