yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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