I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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