We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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