I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I could fuck to npr.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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