Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
