I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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