Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Randomize
