so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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