I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
