i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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