She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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