i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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