this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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