Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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