Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Randomize
