spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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