I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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