I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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