I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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