is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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