apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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