am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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