Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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