Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
