ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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