Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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