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I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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