That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
