At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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