You can't special order awesome
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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